jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

floral-prince:

closetaffairs:

bigcoolscorner:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER

this picture made all of my problems go away

the-dark-lord-lucifer-aka-satan:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Dammit, stop opening the windows to hell!

thatdamnedamerican:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

thescienceofjohnlock:

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka  few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

“There’s some lovely filth down here Dennis.”

My bro and me can quote the entire film, I kid you not.

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

still-413:

elasticitymudflap:

scribble-mode:

misspumpkiin:

tsukikoneko:

I-I…

omfg